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How uninspired right? Well I’m suffering from a terrible disorder DMACWS. What is this horrible ailment? Dragging My Ass, Can’t Write Shit. So I decided to just toss out a few random things and see what happens.
1. Random thoughts…okay…if I could just think of some—Damn it!
2. I tried approaching this topic with an open mind—all I got out of it was a headache.
3. I’m trying to be creative here. It just hurts!
4. I wonder if instead of slipping muselax I slipped my muse some Jack Daniels. Would that open her up or at least drop her inhibitions? Can’t give her tequila, she’d just loose her clothes.
5. I really wish I could be funny. Maybe I’ll post my publicity photo just for a laugh
6. This is really hard. Not something I’ve said in a while.
7. I wonder why pirate parrots are quoted as saying “polly want a cracker” with all the salt water around then that had to be torture.
8. And why Polly? Pirates couldn’t have been THAT desprate.
9. I wonder what you’d get if you crossed a cow and porcupine? Never mind. I already know her.
10. Never ask a psychiatrist his patient suicide rate. I did and it just depressed him.
11. Do they make pills for stupid? I have heard that question before; I’ve just never heard an answer.
12. I bet if you give Pfizer enough time they will. And they’ll charge you a couple hundred for the cure. I just hope it’s covered by medicaid. I know A LOT of people who need a prescription.
13. I go to this little restaurant and I always order a limp pig. This is my way of ordering a bacon cheeseburger and the bacon is limp. There is a cook there that I swear thinks I’m asking him specifically to make the burger. Maybe that’s why he’s single…
I’ve just learned something about myself. I am quite amusing. At least I amused myself. I never realized how little it actually takes…
See you all soon!
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5 comments:
Donica: You amused me as well.
Stop by my TT, I'm suggesting a (pretend) writers getaway weekend and am listing things you can't come without. Let me know what you'd bring! (Muse torturing devices welcome..)
What's up with the missing muse? Did you leave her on vacation or something?
I've found loud music always brings mine back. Maybe it's worth a try?
You are so right...why a cracker in the middle of the ocean? Well, your backside might be dragging but you definitely entertained me :-)
Okay, so what exactly is Jack Daniels slipping you? Hehehe... Maybe that could inspire...something. >:D
As for limp bacon, you obviously need to be taught the joy of crunchy bacon. NOT BURNED, mind. But golden crunchy. How can you like pork rinds and cracklin's but NOT crunchy bacon? **shakes head**
Oh, and LOVED the list. Made me chuckle. Now, I'm hoping that cow/porcupine hybrid you "know" isn't me...
~~Becka
I can totally get behind this one:
"I’m trying to be creative here. It just hurts!"
that sums up my life the past two weeks!!!
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