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This weeks Latin lesson: How to be insulting and if you don't like them well then Re vera, cara mea, mea nil refert (and if you want a translation on that one, check in next week!
1. Bene, cum Latine nescias, nolo manus meas in te maculare - Well, if you don't understand plain Latin, I'm not going to dirty my hands on you
2. Me oportet propter praeceptum te nocere - I'm going to have to hurt you on principle
3. Non Gradus Anus Rodentum! - Not Worth A Rats Ass!
4. Pone ubi sol non lucet! - Put it where the sun don't shine!
5. Quisque comoedum est - Everybody is a comedian
6. Qualem blennum! - What a doofus!
7. Qualem muleirculam! - What a bimbo!
8. Tu, rattus turpis! - You dirty rat!
9. Tua mater tam antiquior ut linguam latine loquatur - Your mother is so old she speaks Latin
10. Tua toga suspina est - Your toga is backwards
11. Tum podem extulit horridulum - You are talking shit
12. Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt - I have jerks like you for breakfast
13. Viri sunt viri - Men are slime
While I realize there are much worse insults out there these are the strongest ones I could actually find. But hey, some of them are pretty good!
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Hope to see you at one or both of the gatherings!
Huggles,
Donica
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5 comments:
Absolutely love these. My favourite has to be # 2.
LOL Great insults!
He, he, some of them really are pretty good! I even remembered enough latin to guess what some of them meant. I'm very proud of myself right now. LOL
I just wish I could remember any of those when I actually need them to insult somebody.
Once again, very funny. I especially like #13's translation. LOL!
Happy TT!
LOVE them. Your toga's on backwards is my favorite, I think. I can totally see saying that one, totally straight-faced. Awesome.
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